Power

To gain knowledge and therefore power one must ingest the essence of the subject and/or object in question.

Celebrity of The Year

Elusive sound experimentalist Lev was spotted leaving front lawn of his compound, escorted by his imposing female bodyguard. Later that night, surrounded by members of "the Family", Lev revealed several new sounds, "Nyagnyagnyag" and "Bobababo" stood out as most likely to be nominated for "First Word of The Year" award.

Family of Aboriginals (Dikares Naturales)

Once again our fearless adventurer find himself indisposed. Captured by a strange North American tribe of wild Ukrainians he is placed in the middle of tribal photo ritual as a focal point and a object of admiration. Strange an illusive wild Ukrainians keep away from densely populated areas and not much is know about their traditions and habits. Once thing for certain, these strange, obsolete folks wont be relinquishing their small but precious idol.

Genetic Donors

Reunion of three subject who take part in a ground breaking experiment. Professor Lev E Dikarev (second from the left and right) have trained two monkey to daily bring him food, change his diaper and bathe him occasionally. Goal of experiment is unknown due to Professor Dikarevs complete illiteracy and lack of any records. He refused to comment intelligibly.

The Rustling

"Revealing internal monologue, suspense and spy stuff, what else could you want, fool!
Best unpublished and unwritten book of the year!" -Internal Voice Daily

Excerpt (Chapter None): "...Interior Decoration was never my game... curtains will fall, be they iron or satin, they will fall in peoples minds and hearts... and there will be laughter in the street! PULL!..."

Encounter

Hobbyist photographer caught a glimpse of strange trend taking over our homes. When taking photos of seemingly placid child, camera captured a inexplicable smile! This incident draws attention precisely for that reason. The smile was unprovoked, there was no clown present at the time, there were no doggies of bunnies or other natural causes for fun. Smiles like that one happen daily even hourly, I hope bringing light to this subject will help to those suffering of a sudden feelings of childlike happiness, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

East and West

A meeting of great minds (in small bodies) took place recently. Press was present, as great minds exchanged experiences (how ever short they might be).