Update from mission control:

Weight: 14.5 lb
Length: 26"
Mood: Mischievously happy!
Sleep pattern: Chaotic but slept 6 straight hours last night.
Feedings: Growing up to be a connoisseur of fine breast milks.
Bowel movements: Astounding and monumental!
Strength: Freakish! Hangs off fathers fingers with legs dangling.

Mission control over and out.